A fork of Rural Dictionary
Literally the most amazing, beautiful, and honest person in existence. They are incredibly gorgeous and heavenly, yet they refuse to accept it. Everyone is in love with them and admires them. Their gorgeous, brown eyes twinkle when they smile, and their luxurious, flowing, brown hair glistens in the sun. They are fierce, stubborn, and persistent, and they will not hesitate to do what is right. If you know a Madigan, you are literally the luckiest person in the world (but do not oppose them because they will squash you if you do). If you are a Madigan, congratulations, you are a walking God/Goddess.
Person 1: Holy fucking shit!!! Who the hell is that spectacular person??
Person 2: That's Madigan! A literal deity... we all worship them.