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subaru

After a 2 year obsession with subaru i have found out a ton about them. First off its a jap. company witch produces the only All symmetrical All Wheel Drive system that subaru is famous for. Subaru is really famous for its rally preformance. The rally subaru impreza wrx sti contains a horizontally opposed 4 cylinder engine that produces an amazing 300 horsepower with an AWD system as well. Think about it a ferrari spider produces 360 horsepower on a 8 cylinder engine. With even 25 less torque then the subaru. Subaru accelerates faster then most sport cars including the prosche 911 turbo. Also it has been known for insurance costs to be less when a person owns a subaru due to the safety a AWD system gives you. Its famous boxer engine contains the cylinders opposite each other instead of one after the other like in all other cars. Subaru is the best company in the world and the Subaru WRX STI is the best car in the world. You would give me a free mclauren f1 i would sell it and buy a subaru wrx or maybe even a outback witch has more ground clearence then a BMW X5 if you would like to contact me AIM = Subaruwrxh4

The subaru engine is a horizontally opposed 4 cylinder engine witch produces an amazing 300 horsepower on the subaru wrx sti.

by Konrad September 10, 2004

sax

The noun "sax" can refer to the entire saxaphone family of not-so-musical instruments, and generally refers to the most common "sax", that being the alto saxaphone. It was abbriviated in order to not be so long as to confuse the already-addled minds of those who actually enjoy playing the instrument.

"If you honk that sax one more time, I'ma gonna take it and throw it in the bay!"

by Konrad July 28, 2004

Juxta

jux*ta a 1 : rad 2: awesome 3: balls to the wall 4: boss 5: etc.

Dude, that guitar is fuckin' juxta! Note: can also be used as a personal compliment. (ie. Dude, you're so fuckin' juxta. -or- What's up, juxta?)

by Konrad February 27, 2004

jaba

To be beyond revolting.

That chick's ass is jaba. Man I ate like a jaba. Zeus is like a mexican jaba.

by konrad December 11, 2003

enjoy

(v) To please, or be pleasing.

Many people enjoy sex, drugs, and alcohol.

by Konrad July 28, 2004

reign of terror

(n) The period of time during which George "Dubya" Bush was/is in the seat of power in the United States of America.

Child: "Mommy, when the hell will this awful reign of terror be over?" Mother: "Hopefully by 2004, though if we are really unlucky, he might still be in office 'till 2008!" *Child has heart attack*

by Konrad July 28, 2004

larkinx0r

A derivation of "Larkin," a 21st century gamer whose name was later dubbed to anyone who had remarkable talent or skill at computer games. Ex: Counter-Strike, Warcraft III. The added ending, "x0r" is simply an abbreviation derived from an ancient "Leet" or "1337" language used by "haxorz" added on to a word to heighten it's coolness. As an internet gaming term, this word has been thoroughly woven into common speech.

Singular: 1. OMG d00d y0u r0x0r3d that guy you are a larkinx0r! 2. Get off that computer or else you will turn into a larkinx0r! Plural: 1. I just g0t 0wn3d by 4 pi13 0f larkinx0rz!

by Konrad September 21, 2003