Country Dictionary

chopek

A slang term for a hi-colonic device, purchasable at any local pharmacy.

Kenny inserted the Chopek, and engaged the flow of fluid at a medium pace. He felt fresh, shortly afterwards.

Harbaugh

Having the ability to crush the souls and spirits of someones competition. Inflicting pain and sorrow upon a team wishing to compete against you.

We had high hopes of beating our rival this year, until they released the Harbaugh on us.