Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

yoynt

A giant doobie of your fave herb.

I'd love to moke a yoynt.

by Rad February 02, 2005

Going Dahmer

When angered by the one you love, you respond not by voice, but with action. In a lust filled rush, you drug them, slowly kill them with power tools, and have your way with the still warm corpse.

Named after the real american hero Jeff Dahmer!

Hey man, my ho said we should ease off, use the time apart to see if we are right for each other, so I went Dahmer on that bitch's ass!

by rad June 13, 2004

dweef

A male "queef". Where the male farts out of his penis.

I laughed so hard I "dweefed" and bukkake came out and hit the teacher in the head.

by RAD April 23, 2003

crack a dog

Crazy, gone off the deep end, silly.

That person is strange. I think he's gone crack-a-dog!

by Rad August 09, 2004

vienerschlider

Of German origin, meaning Vaseline.

Oh Helga, I have the vienerschlider here in the top drawer. Let's get down!

by Rad February 02, 2005

fabulovely

it means a word to describe someone that is AMAZING BEAUTIFUL FABULOUS LOVELY n also to say I love you so much all in one word

Chloe is fabulovely -Lee

by rad April 15, 2015

bert mccracken

the lead vocalist of the used and epitomy of hot. writes amazing songs that make me want to cry. (the fact that he dated kelly osbourne doesn't take away from his hot bert essence. nothing can. sorry.)

you'll never find it if you're looking for it.

by rad April 19, 2005