Country Dictionary

the highest, hardest level of an erection that can be reached.

Thinking about Jane had me on granite, shortly before passing out from the blood loss from my cerebrum.

orgasmed, ejaculated (usually projectile)

Just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend spreeked all over my teddy bear!

A dude that's always bitchin and moanin' like a chick on her menses

'Yo, outta no where, dude went straight McMenstrual on me!...so naturally I offered him a hot Chamomile tea, a Tampax and a Midol."

step your game up

"no, I'm not feelin your cornball ass...you need to finesseyoswagger!"

1.a downer.
2.a miserable assed punk.
3.a busted, MadBall assed lookin' girl or guy, jealous of everyone and everything

"everyone is havin' a good time, yo Duke, why you gotta be a bitterbug?"

an erection

The impromptu Swellington in my trousers prevented me from leaving my seat.

A person reeking of unusually dank, musty funk (with an occasional side of RAW, HOT OPEN SWEATY ASSHOLE), especially after sex. Smellin' like ALL TO BE DAMNED, 40,000 YEARS OF FUNK.

"yo, must-o-bust is lightin up the room so much, he has folks tearin' up n' gaggin n' shit...clear the room...call the fire department!"