Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

the john

the act of never getting laid

I got the john last night....fuck

by shankler May 17, 2007

tanner

one who accepts anal for the price of cheesy poofs

that was the best tanner i have got in a long time

by shankler May 18, 2007

thirsty thursdays

the act of having the angriest rabbit sex ever on your brothers bed.

wow we gotta participate in thirsty Thursdays more often.

by shankler May 18, 2007

wier

a set of turds delivered at one time.

that was the biggest wier i have ever produced...ouch

by shankler May 17, 2007