Country Dictionary

kook

a kook is a poser who turns up in the beach car park wearing a top of the range wetsuit and carrying a spanking new surfboard, checks the surf for an hour before actually going in, when it is so obviously pumping, then when he enters the water proceeds to splash around like a drowning rabbit. tip stay at home

check out the kook in the pink wetsuit

peepeenoo

a word used for sleep by children or silly adults. can also be shortened to noo or nooing. to be said in a baby voice

time to go peepeenoo sugarplum

fissle

to fidget around, not keeping still, includes fissling, sniffing and fidgeting blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

be still and don't fissle around so much

floody breezing

to decribe the weather politely in front of your grandparents

its floody breezing outside today

faffing

to aimlessly waste time doing useless tasks

stop faffing around and come to bed my love