Country Dictionary

lunchbox

Someone whose brain is like a metal box with an apple core, a Flinstones vitamin (Barney), and a couple potato chips clanging around in it. And that's all.

Megan probably won't remember she's supposed to meet us here even though I reminded her her four times. What a lunchbox.

ngongrel

stealth term for calling your dog a mutt. It doesn't hurt their feelings as much if you start with the ng sound instead of the m. The word starts with a little friendly growling sound like you're just playin'

Fluffy, I love you, you old ngongrel.

prolly

probably with less typing

yer prolly gonna luv it