Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Biffing

To be baffled whilst under the influence of ketamine

"I'm biffing hard"

by Steph September 14, 2003

penis poo

Someone in possession of remarkably unpleasant qualities. Someone who you wish to smack repeatedly.

Bleh, he's such a penis poo. He wore high-nylon-content plaid and drank from urinals.

by Steph January 25, 2004

Cristiano Ronaldo

Ronaldo= fit, gorge, sexy, delicious, fruity basically anything that discribes good looking & great player

He is sooooooooooooooooo fine n definatly gets 100 outta 100
ronaldo is the definition of fittest man alive.

very fit guy that is great @ playin footy

by steph August 31, 2004

Brandon Boyd

Multi-talented lyrical genious and lead singer of modern rock band, Incubus. Also known for his visual art work and good looks.

Brandon Boyd's voice makes me weak in the knees.

by Steph September 27, 2004

jesus shamoly and holy kebabs

- 'Jesus' refers to christ the saviour
- 'shamoly' is an excellent word
- 'holy' links to 'Jesus'
- 'kebabs' is the meaty treat which is likey to give you food poisoning available form your local kebab shop

person 1: ''look, there is a pair of homosexual german men wearing skin-tight lycra catsuits'''

person 2: JESUS SHAMOLY AND HOLY KEBABS

by steph December 20, 2004

barbie

a stupid plastic whore who broke up w/ ken and is now w/ blaine.. a hot australian surfer

Barbie promotes girls to grow up and be whores! She can't even stay with one boyfriend!

by steph March 25, 2005