Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

claytonism

porn hound

you suffer from claytonism, you sick bastard!

by t-bear October 07, 2003

lick sisters

lesbians, ye ole tongue in groove action

Those whores are nothin but a couple of lick sisters.

by t-bear October 07, 2003

grundel region

the Dark Forest, the Netherworld, kingdom of Uranusholia, a little south of Testicle City, the home of the terdiodion trolls, the region at the end of One Way Canyon, a region sometimes inhabited by 'clingons', the great 'colon'y of the hemroidites and dinglebearies.

Bob passed through the Grundel reion last night.

by t-bear October 07, 2003

Cluster Fuck

A term used for gangbanging a girl or having a group orgy in one particular area ( a small room.)

Hey guys lets have a cluster fuck over Hilary's house.

by T-Bear May 06, 2005

feeding the sea bass

taking a good healthy dump, sending a care package to an other worldly place, raising the river level.

Q.: Man, what you doing in there?
A.: Just feeding the sea bass.

by t-bear October 07, 2003

claytonizm

one who suffers from internet porn surfing with abandon.

He suffers from claytonism

by t-bear October 07, 2003

bust sum guts

1. hitting that azz from the back.
2. a bad case of gas.
3. taking a nasty shit.

by t-bear October 07, 2003