A fork of Rural Dictionary
A haircut is a receiving a completely different style or cutting off several inches of one's hair. This is different than the trimming of one's hair, which is by definition, trimming off the split ends.
Emily will be giving Joe a haircut when he loses their CPA exam bet.
Having a crush on a cougar. See cougar.
Alex: Damn, that chick is smokin' hot! Bill: Dude, that's my neighbor Barb...she's at least 50! Alex: I think I just developed a cougar crush.
A phrase following a belated event.
Dude #1: My girlfriend's period was a week late. I was freaking out!!! Dude #2: Better late than never... Dude #1: Yeah, no kidding!
A van/car with a multitude of physical and/or mechanical problems. The exterior contains primer spots, a faded paint job, multiple paint colors on the body, dents, the engine sounds bad, there are missing/rusted body parts, a smoking exhaust system, and chips/cracks in the windshield. On a hot day, one can easily spot a losermobile as the windows will be rolled down due to the broken A/C. Occasionally you will see a losermobile with a missing window. In its place is usually cardboard and/or duct tape. The bumpers are held on with tape and red tape is used in place of the rear lights. This is also known as the Patch Adams Car. A losermobile is typically drive by someone who is considered a loser; one who has climbed down the social ladder.
1. That Geo Metro is a total losermobile. It has a white body and black doors, its rear lights are red duct tape, its passenger window is made out cardboard, and both the side view mirrors are missing. 2. I bet the rims on that losermobile cost more than the actual car!
1. Not just broken, but extremely broken 2. Something having a major glitch.
1) That exam was royally rigged. The teacher put questions on it from chapters we didn't even cover! 2) My computer is definitely royally rigged. I took it to the Geek Squad today and it has over 300 viruses on it. 3) Jack's relationshp with Cindy is royally rigged. He got drunk last weekend and slept with her best friend.
TP hair is a hair style that brings all the hair on one's head to one vertical point, causing it to resemble a Native American Tipi (hut).
The Nickelodeon cartoon character Jimmy Neutron has TP Hair.
Not to be confused with a mohawk, TP hair is when a man (or butch woman) styles their hair in such a fashion that all hair comes to a point in the middle, causing it to resemble a Native American hut.
The Nickelodeon cartoon character Jimmy Neutron has TP hair.