Country Dictionary

brotege

noun - A bro in training. Typically, but not always, 17 or 18 years old.

Chad is still in High School. I'm taking him under my wing as my brotege.

brovalactic

A condom used for Bro Sex, additionally smells like a can of Axe body spray

"Lets go play Gamecube, Bro!" "No, Bro!, not without a brovalactic"!

brotality

noun - The finishing move in a Bro rape.

I performed a finishing move on Chad. It was a brotality!

Broloft

Noun - Antidepressent for Bro Rape victims.

I was chillin and listening to Jack Johnson with the bros. Before I knew it, I just gave them 4 blow jobs. My doctor prescribed me Broloft for the pain.

Broflex

Noun - is an exercise machine designed for the Bro anatomy. specifically works the chode muscle

"Hey bro, I'm going to the gym. Wanna come?" "Nah bro, I'm good. I got a Broflex at home".

Bropel

pronoun - flavored water specifically formulated for bros.

Bropel, fitness water, now with Brotein. Filtered using reverse osbrosis.