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An oil pipe network going from crude oil rich Alaska, across central Canada, and into the US. Unlike the other weirdass definitions on here.
The politicians canceled plans for an Alaskan pipeline for oil exports.
When a girl takes a shit inside of a condom, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.
I made myself a great Alaskan pipeline last night.
When you shit in a condom and freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.
She's nasty bro she asked me give her the ole Alaskan pipeline.
When you shit in a condom freeze it and use it as a dildo for your girlfriend
Yo Nick did Ryan use that Alaskan pipeline on you yet
When you take a condom shit in it, freeze it and use it as a dildo
Me girlfriend wanted to get crazy but we didn't have a dildo so we made an alaskan pipeline
When a person shits into a condom. The shit is then frozen and used as a dildo to pleasure themselves.
Jacob:Hey did you hear about Malone using the Alaskan pipeline?
Zack: That's pretty disgusting.
The act of taking a dump in a used condom, putting it in the freezer and then using it to masturbate your significant other. Invented by Nick F. sometime in March 2014.
I heard Nick gave Alaskan pipeline to Lauren