A fork of Rural Dictionary
When A males penis is enlarged to due a sexual arose also known as a boner!
Craig : Your wife called me last night and was wondering where you were at? Chad : Yeah I took Kiersten home after work she invited me in for a drink! Craig : Must have taken a while you still weren't home at 10:30? Chad : Yeah she brought the drink's into her living room naked and I got a Stiffie but she took care of it with a Blowjob which lead to some vigorous sex in her bedroom then I developed a massive load of cum in my balls and ejected it all over her face hair and breast's so I helped her shower it off and we fucked some more in the shower then I dried her off and brushed her hair she lit some candles and we kissed and cuddled for 2 hours. Craig Too Much Information Dude!
John: Why is your groin area protruding like that? Bill: Oh, I just got a stiffy.
Noun. 1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on. 2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke. 3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 Oh man, I got a stiffy. 2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints. 3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
(n) 1 an erection of the penis, Syn. boner, hard-on. 2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke. 3 (South Africa) A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 Oh man, I got a stiffy. 2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints. 3 Have you got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
the state a guy gets when sexually aroused; penis fills with blood and stands straight up and often makes a bulge through pants; boxers, etc. especially embarrasing for teenage boys who are turned on frequently and can't seem to control their boners
She was so hot that I popped a stiffie right there in class.