Country Dictionary

1. to bang or have sex

Man...she's hot. I'd shaboinka-boink that.

The best band in the world!!!!!! Go to boinkrock.com!!

Boink be a kick ass band!

To Boink and Bounce is to fuck a girl and dump her. This is done when the girl is either a Crazy Bitch, or Stage 5 Clingers.

Guy 1: Hey dude, how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: She's a Stage 5 clinger dude...
Guy 1: You know what to do - Boink and Bounce bro.

Sticking one's penis in the anal cavity or in a womans cleavage.

Jimmy got boinked in the bonkers by his father, MJ.

Tit sex where the guy sticks his dick straight into the boob instead of between them.

I gave her such a hard titty boink that I bruised her titty.

Technical term for the age old saying 'its not rape if you shout surprise before hand..'

Calum: Dunno wot to do about this bird mate, shes so shy. what should I do?
Chris: Just follow her home and give her a boo boink.

1. A list of people you would like to boink. Commonly, the list consists of celebrities and professional athletes.

2. A list of people that you and your spouse or S.O. are allowed to boink, if you ever get the opportunity, without getting in trouble.

Brad Pitt is on my Boink List. His boinkability rating is in the stratosphere.