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Another term for masturbation.
I put in a 20, she lifts the door, and then I do a fireman's dance.
A Happy Fireman is a sexual practice that involves a man who holds onto his wiener as if it were an out-of-control fire hose, spraying his come wildly all over his partner as if he were putting out a fire.
Girl 1: Whats that in your hair?
Girl 2: Dont ask. My boyfriend was a Happy Fireman last night.
During intercourse, both intercoursees are smothered in oil, hence enhancing the sexual experience. It is at this point that the male leans upon a lit scented candle, thus engulfing the couple in flames. This often ends in a fulfilling night along with 3rd degree burns.
Man is lying in hospital...
DUDE1: Holy shit dude! you look terrible, what happened??
DUDE2: Tried to pull off The Greasy Fireman.
DUDE1: Ah.. touche
Ingredients: Pubes, Penis, Bacardi 151, Computer, Lighter.
Time: 4 Months
Steps:
1. Let Your pubes grow out for 4 months.
2. Lightly soak your pubes in Bacardi 151.
3. Open Your computer and find whatever gets you off.
4. Right before you are about to explode grab your lighter and inflame your pubes.
5. Soak the flames with a giant load of cum.
Person 1: Why does Pete's Desk have burnt marks on it?
Person 2: He thinks the Raging Fireman is better an cocaine.
The manliest of parties. Any party can be a fireman party so long as the following events occur and can be verified:
1. The individual has to do cocaine off of a woman's back while penetrating from behind.
2. The individual must go home with said woman.
3. The individual must black out and wake up inexplicably wearing fireman's boots in a strange woman's house.
Aside- In no way are ferrets involved in this party.
Person 1: Hey man let's finish off the semester right with the party to end all parties.
Person 2: Dude, it's going to have to be fireman party.
Girl 1: I'll grab the coke and fireman boots.
Using hot sauce for lube instead of lotion to perform anal.
Bro my girl and I tried the English Fireman last night.! My Dick is still flaming .
fireman sam means to be courageous and amazing
fireman sam is so excellent