A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man walks up behind a woman that is laying down, and lays out his balls covering her eyes with the penis over her nose and mouth. Causing the woman to appear like squidward, while creating a muffled speech and jostling the cock when she begins yelling.
She passed out on the couch so I snuck up behind her and woke her up with a squidward.
The sexiest mother fucker around.
you: hey squidward
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???
Smacking a girl with your dick and balls simultaneously, leaving behind a squidward shaped imprint.
Scoring system for imprints;
Ball imprint only: 2 points
Penis imprint only: 1 point
Squidward imprint: 10 points
“I laid down the squidward on her hardcore”
The act of cumming in her mouth so hard it hurts. In reference to a woman in South Korea who had her mouth impregnated by eating a squid. She complained of intense pain in her mouth after the squid sperm made contact
Bro, I squidwarded her so hard she might need new tastebuds. (Past Tense of squidwarding)
noun. After having cummed in a woman's nose and their voice becomes all nasally...
stop! stop! Im becoming a squidward!
Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.