A fork of Rural Dictionary
A skinny penis liking, cock sucking white boy who plays football and he gets cocaine from Mexico. He also can’t get no bitches.
Stop being an Aden
A dude with a massive dick. that's his entire personality. He also has a roller coaster fetish, and he is a discord mod, but we ignore that because of his enormous pulsating cock.
That's Aden
a white boy that lives in birmingham next to dixys and goes to fartlands
Aden is a very hot sexy man, who every Girl likes. He doesn’t like you, if you’re annoying. HE DONT CARE ABOUT NOTHING
Ooooh Aden, please talk to me!
Aden is the sexiest man in the solar system with the hottest booty that is thicccccc as fuck. Aden has a gynomerous cock He smells like a Old Spice and you need to send him soapy picks But Cali’s don’t like him 😭
Person 1:Do you know who Cali’s boyfriend is? Person 2:Ummm ya, not Aden