A fork of Rural Dictionary
Watching a strip tease on ones laptop while you place your laptop on your lap to try to imitate a lap dance.
Dude a had a major boner this morning using my laptop to get a laptop dance.
Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.
"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"
"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""
"Ahhhh....."
That’s me! A charming adventurer, full of artistic talent. Very capable. Always ready to explore and experience new things.
Friends of mine:
Cactus with a book
Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil
Cactus with a pencil: Hey, cactus with a laptop, come sit with us!
refers to an african with no laptop
There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.
Some retard who uses a laptop cause he can't write properly. He usually carries it in a briefcase. His name is usually Louis Elcombe.
His name is Louis Elcombe and he's got a laptop he must be a Laptop kid what a retard!
The annoying expat who constantly post pictures of themselves working on their laptop by the beach, nature or a cafe in some remote third world country, usually very pale skin, malnourished and spotting a manbun with a cup of soy latte, and portraying themselves as successful carefree individual living the life.
See that hippie laptop expat over there? He said he's a dropshipper.