A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of stroking your erect penis with no intention of ejaculating prior to having sex with an intimate partner. Performed solely for excitatory purposes to make the act of having sex more pleasurable when it actually occurs.
The amount of self-control required to avoid ejaculation is not only threatening, but down right dangerous.
Also known as a preliminary pud-pull.
Jim: You planning on hooking up with that waitress tomorrow night?
Mike: Yeah man, I gotta pre-beat the shit outta my junk beforehand.
Jim: I was JUST gonna tell you to make sure to pre-beat, it makes the sex so much better.
Tyrone: What the fuck is pre-yesterday?
Shalissa: The day before yesterday.
Verb: To pack a bowl of marijuana ahead of time so you don't have to worry about doing it when it comes time to get stoned.
You: I feel like getting high, i'm gonna pack a bowl.
Me: Don't even worry about it, i pre-packed one earlier today.
pre-mailer - a person who comes to tell you they have sent you an email before it even arrives in your inbox
Mike: Did you get my e-mail?
Pips: When did you send it?
Mike: Just sent it.
Pips thinking: He is such a freakin pre-mailer.
to eat a meal before going to a restaurant. The theory is that if you pre-eat, you will be less hungry, order less food, and save money. Sometimes, you can't really afford to eat out, but in order to maintain a social life, you have to agree to meet your friends in a restaurant once in a while. Pre-eating allows you to maintain your social life and avoid going broke.
Honey, Joe wants us to meet him for sushi tonight at Dojo's. If we pre-eat, the bill shouldn't set us back too much.
Even while pre-eating, I wasn't able to pay my monthly student loan payments.
I pre-ate a loaf of bread before meeting my colleague for dinner.
I've always been a big pre-eater.
noun- The beginning of the end. Begins that long twisted path of math courses.
7th Grader: I have a Pre-Algebra test today.