A fork of Rural Dictionary
clinch / un-clinch is what most guys do with their butt-cheeks when they're jacking off and trying to cum.
When I jack off and I'm getting close, I clinch / un-clinch my tight buns!
when you get totaly stoned and can't open your eyes
-wana smoke another one? -nah, I'm already clinched.
Tightness of your ass. Can be used when playing a game and either you are winning or losing.
I was butt clinching my ass while playing this game.
n. the description of what a woman's vagina feels like on a man's penis during intercourse.
"Her pussy gripped me like a velvet clinch, it was fucking great!"
Someone who is a complete slob. Similar to whooper snapper.
"You better clean your room, you little clinch pooper!"
Superficially uptight teacher, but really a dominatrix at night who specialises in anal insertion of a barometer.
"Wow look at Miss Clinch go!"