A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A Venomous Snake
2. Someone with a monster dong
Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.
It is a word to define a snake nothing more.
“Oh my god it’s a danger noodle run.”
Another word for Penis
“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle”
The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson
I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle
Matthew Maldonado. The most cautionary pasta ever. When he gets roasted he becomes spaghetti.
"Danger Noodle! You are the worst!"
When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”
“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise”
A cute noodle that gets the boops
Also known as a snake.
p1: Oh no its a DANGER NOODLE
p2: You mean a snake?