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1) Of or relating to a network connection, as to the Internet, which requires that a telephone number be dialed. 2) A temporary, as opposed to dedicated, connection between machines established over a telephone line using modems.
My dial-up connection was interrupted by call waiting.
“ dial-up” (Adj.) as in a dial-up computer connection to indicate a outdated mode, thought, recommendation, or activity?
Person #1: Let’s go drink a beer and hang out at the Mall! Person #2: Not for me, that is such a dial-up plan. Passenger Parent: If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times to drive slower. Driving Adolescent: If it weren't for the dial-up phrasing, I actually would.
a slow and fat asshole who stops moving when a phone is ringing for no apparent reason. He has been proven to be mentally retarded and gay. For some reason he gets viruses constantly. He makes strange beeping noises when he wakes up again for no apparent reason. Although he doesn't spend that much money, he still isn't worth living. Other retards like him.
Man, that dial up is one slow piece of shit!!!
To get charged, revved, pumped up, tweeked
She was rubbing my inner thigh in a soft circular motion and I got to be all dialed up.
Thin or non-existent lips, the opposite of the more desirable DSLs, or "dick sucking lips". This is an obvious technological reference to the advent of broadband internet, specifically Digital Subscriber Lines or DSL as it is commonly known, as opposed to the now archaic 56kbps and slower “dial-up” modems, considered obsolete and thus less desirable by most.
“I would have taken her back to the spot for some dome but I’m not down for the dial-ups.”
a person of substandard operating speed aka lagging
man quit being a dial up and get a move on.