Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dial-ups

Thin or non-existent lips, the opposite of the more desirable DSLs, or "dick sucking lips". This is an obvious technological reference to the advent of broadband internet, specifically Digital Subscriber Lines or DSL as it is commonly known, as opposed to the now archaic 56kbps and slower “dial-up” modems, considered obsolete and thus less desirable by most.

“I would have taken her back to the spot for some dome but I’m not down for the dial-ups.”

by dipper5150 May 05, 2009

dial up

The most evil thing on earth- especially from freeserve

Makes a painful sound like "BEEBOOPBEEBOOP___BEEEEEEEEEEEKRSCHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by sqrrl101 June 01, 2004

dial-up

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because: 1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following) 2. They don't know about other ways to connect 3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one

I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004

dial-up

an internet connection that doesnt allow the people using it to talk on the phone at the same time, if you call someones house while their on dial-up internet you will recieve a sound so horrid that it will make your ears bleed. it sounds like a robot being tortured.

Online Conversation: Pete- Sup dawg? MikeG- my fucking ears are bleeding! Pete- Yo dawg that sucks, why they bleedin? MikeG- because i just tryed to call your house but your pov ass family has dial-up!

by diseased sheep July 08, 2006

Dial-Up

A horrible, extremely slow internet connection. With dial up your phone and computer use the same line.

Dial-Up: Susie- I tried to call you but the line was busy! Jane- Sorry, I was on the computer. Susie- o_O

by Aspirations January 10, 2009

dial up

a primitive way to connect to the internet. those who still "dial up" are sad sad individuals.

A: i have dsl my grandma has dial up thats like going from a Porshe to a Honda

by Briam September 01, 2003

dial up

1)a shitty temporary connection using a phone line that runs at 56 or god forbid 28 k 2)in gaming terms, a bad internet or server connnection in general

1)i hate how checking my email takes a week. thanks a lot dial up 2)oh god, steve's dial up is acting up again. no wonder why i'm morphing around the level and not hitting a fucking thing.

by shootz2kill November 23, 2006