A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of shitting a large turd and shoving it up the vagina. This method can be used for pleasure or to prevent menstrual leakage.
after a hard hour of doggie style sex ethel asked george for a cleveland kotex to fix the leaky cunt.
A female that runs her man's life and is subject to the whims of her roller-coaster mood changes. This is especially applicable for men who are weak and get their butts kicked by their wives or girlfriends.
My pal Shane's wife is Commander Kotex... He's got to buy her all kinds of crap, cars, jewelry, horses... and he's gotta work every weekend to serve her lazy weak ass and build barns, fences, work in the yard. He never gets to go have fun for himself.
Any person who commits the act of placing a feminine hygiene product in their mouth.
That man is a real kotex muncher... Hopefully it wasn't used.
The white pad under the ground meat at the grocery store
Damn the meat Kotex under the ground beef looked like the aftermath of a civil war
pad of toilet paper, napkin, cloth or other form of separation placed between buttocks after particularly messy evacuation to ward off 'tock chaf' (I.A. irritated asshole). -this is especially poignant if unable to 'laboratory clean oneself' no water, baby wipes, etc!) ref; butt hole, tight 'tocks
shit! thought pontius, this is going to call for a buttle kotex!!