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Hot Malon and Saria action would kick ass!
verb, past tense-
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.
2. Murphy's Law X 100
"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."
Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.
Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.
A sexy ass girl, she is very nice and smart, she doesn’t take shit from no one and she is very down to earth and funny. She always stick up for something she believes in and hang out with her friends which are very sexy and laughs a lot but when it come to certain situation she is very serious and helpful but otherwise she will laugh in your face
Yo look at Malon over there
Completely destroying someone: usually by elbow, dragon kick, knee to the groin, or clothesline.
Origin: Karl "The Mailman" Malone of the L.A. Lakers
Did you see David Robinson get maloned? Fuckin' malownage. Malone just maloned his fucking ear of and he was on the maloning floor unconscious.
Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.
"Oh God that Isaac guy is Maloning again"
this has a number of different meanings:
1) Can be used as a general greeting of an odd, interesting, and/or manically behaving individual.
2) Or as a cry of disbelief or shock, usually after an unthoughtful or an over-provocative comment, sometimes sexual in nature.
1) Person1: Hello! Nice to meet you. My name is (insert name). Yours?
Person2:
Hoonamoona Balloonamoo, which means the lover of all things four-legged and hairy, yet human-like.
Person1:
You...are a Malone.
2) Person1:
What'd you do last night?
Person2:
I had a three-way with your mother and 70 year old aunt...
Person1:
Maaaloooone!!!