A fork of Rural Dictionary
The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case
I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.
The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken
When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.
"Dude... Let's go to the Prophylactic Rodent concert."
A condom filled with water for the purpose of lobbing at your friends and family
Person 1: What was that satisfying plonking sound I heard from the other room ? Person 2: Just threw an aqua prophylactic at Donnie's face Person 1: Dude...
To protect from or take preventative measures against
I’m not going to kill all those people as a prophylactic measure against your anxiety
A low-pH disease-fighting component of milk.
I always thought dat da milk of human kindness was supposed to be sweet and mellow, so how could it contain sour-tasting prophylactic acid???