A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of urinating and defecating simultaneously. Can lead to shame for the participant due to the disturbingly pleasurable tingling sensation it tends to cause
Person 1: Had a duel emission the other day Person 2: Dude you don't need to announce it Person 1: It don't count as coprophilia I promise
When someone comments on a YouTube video to ask whether anyone else is watching it in the same month of the same year, sometimes under the illusion that other viewers give a shit, sometimes as deliberate spam
Hypothetical twelve year old: August 2017 anyone ? Reply: I would order you to drink bleach if not for the legal repercussions Hypothetical twelve year old: Chill boi its only a datedrop
A condom filled with water for the purpose of lobbing at your friends and family
Person 1: What was that satisfying plonking sound I heard from the other room ? Person 2: Just threw an aqua prophylactic at Donnie's face Person 1: Dude...
An American pornographic actress and model. A cute ginger chick with hot momma vibes that is guaranteed to make any straight mans dick hard
Me: The stuff on my hardrive is about 90% Penny Pax vids these days My mate: Ah, I see you're a man of culture too
A suburb in Perth, Western Australia full of government housing and student accommodation. In other words, everyone who lives there is poor and there's a junkie around every corner
Me: I'll be living in Karawara for a while now I'm a uni student My mate: I used to live there too. Meth comes like running water
The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public
I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing fap wank masturbation
A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction
Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ? Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime