A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe anything stingy or lacking.
Look at this recession biscuit. It's only got three chocolate chips.
1) the term that people use for a depression when they are trying to avoid the fact that it actually is a depression 2) when the economy sucks relly bad and you can't find a job because old people are working
My mom had to trade in her Mercedes for a stupid Geo because of the recession.
the practice of businesses being forced to shut down due to the current economic climate (recession)
Steve: What happened to the mexican place that was down the road? Fred: Looks like it go recessioned.
What ever Turnip Brains says it is (with President Xi’s permission of course).
“We’re not in a recession. Just use your phonograph and look it up on the wikipedophile.” - Turnip Brains, July, 2022.
Where you use the same condom for a week.
I'm so poor I can't afford new condoms I'm in the recession.
An excuse for people not to pay debts they owe.
ME: Yo! men its been 5months and you ain't paid the $50 bucks you owe me. Buddy: Its the recession pal. I can't even earn me a dime.
A playtime given to public schools and elementary schools. Mostly a time right after lunch. Could be indoor depending on the weather.