A fork of Rural Dictionary
According to the great Theo, men use St. Pat's day as an excuse to touch women who aren't wearing green.
Guy: looks like you arent wearing green, its saint patricks day! *pinches breasts*
Girl: Ahh you caught me
Guy (inside): =) =) =) VICTORY!
The one day of the year when it doesn't suck to live in Savannah.
I got river faced on shit street
The only day of the year where everyone is Irish
1. I'm Irish
2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything
1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!
2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out
The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO
Meet you at the pub for some lucky charms and green beer.
A day for all of ireland to get pissed
It's Saint Patrick's Day, time for a drink
March 17 - a Day to Drink as much piss as possible (notably Guinness) then fall over the floor swearing at your mates and the bartenders
An excuse to get drunk on a Sunday.
Person 1: Lets go get drunk.
Person 2: But there's school tomorrow!
Person 1: So? It's Saint Patrick's day!
Person 2: WHy didn't you say so in the first place?