Country Dictionary

(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;

(noun) velcro: the pubic hair

(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another

derivitives:

velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun

The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.

The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.

Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

1. a person who is very slow
2. a household appliance and the answer to everything.

That class is way too hard for me, i felt hella velcro the whole time.
OR
Velcro is useful- especially to attach the remote to the television.

When your beard sticks to a shaved minge during the act of foreplay.

Hey Steve , I went down on my girlfriend last night, and my beard stuck to her fanny like velcro.

Fanny minge sex

A tool used to hold back Vaginal lips that are so large, they interferer with sexual intercourse.

This woman needs some velcro, its like elephant ears on steroids down there.

to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair

mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay

a word used to describe a poodle or any other unattractive tiny mutt

John loved his lap dog even though the whole neighborhood thought it was annoying and resembled velcro.