Country Dictionary

When you loose an item and think it may have been stolen but because of your kind personality you do not want to name a thief as you may find it later

Francis : have you seen my book. It is zoinked

Matthew: No but hopefully it arrives back soon

Its a great code word to use when ur totally fucking slumped, drunk or queef.

Im totally fucking zoinked right now or and I oop... I just zoinked

zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened

1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"

An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.

"Zoinks!"

A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds

Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes

The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.

Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.

When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart

Im so fucking zoinked right now bro