A fork of Rural Dictionary
clever way of saying someone is an asshole. i mean seriously why say asshole thats so mainstream. and cake is more fun sounding than hole... heh
mr poo: i love you captain jesus: shut up asscake
In other words it's shit, especially if it is spread over a large surface, say an ass for example that gives someone the impression of a cake.
Person1: Hey, want some asscake icing? Person2: Hell yeah!
When someone's but is so huge they look like floppy pancakes Thus, asscakes
Damn, she has some big asscakes