Country Dictionary

(Noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male asshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an asscake.

The KKK just gave asscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. Those faggot asshole KKK fucks!

A person who is a simple asshole.

That farm boy was just an asscake.

A mean, ignorant and insensitive person who makes a complete ass of themself.

Person 1: That guy is such an asscake! Person 2: Yeah I know!

When you take a dump that has the consistency of cake mix after eating nothing but alcohol the night before.

"Dude, i got totally wasted last night. When i had a dump this morning is was Asscake!"

Dumbass

Homie stop being a asscake and pass me the joint.

When someone's ass you just ate tasted just like cake, so you ate it like cake.

Oh yeah. I ate her ass like it was cake. She had an Asscake.

Ass + Cake one who resembles a donkey or a human rear end, is to slow to understand anything, completes all tasks with imeasurable foolishness, and is slow or fat at the result of being incredibly lazy and eating to many unhealthy foods that are staples in the american diet such as cake. Also, a lame insult aimed by republicans at liberals for there partys animal, a donkey. Those in the asscake or aszcake cult worship and live through the ability to blame all of societys and there own problems on those democrats who posses fat asses and ramble nonsensically like Al Sharpton.

Some random Asscake: O well I'm to lazy. MrT: Asscake MrT: I hate Bush Sunshit: Asscake Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas: So vat is up? MrT: Asscake