A fork of Rural Dictionary
A crab that likes to sleep in your bed. Often snug as a bug in a rug. Likes to nibble on your ears. Pronounced: (Bed-bee-yewg)
“OMG IS THAT A BEDBUGE???” “It’s okay dude it’s my bedbuge”
a friend with benefits in a relationship that ruins your credit or abuses you financially.
When he/she lost their job, sooner or later I knew that the relationship I was in was going to turn him/her into a bedbug.
Describes arms covered with many bedbug bites.
It can be difficult to decide if that dude or chick is on meth, has chicken pox, or simply has bedbug arms, but a look at the unbitten face clears up any fear about meth or chicken pox.
People who look as if they have bedbugs; i.e. Dumpster dwellers, people who sell crack to middle schoolers behind the King Soopers. Frequently seen scratching crust from their ears and examining it. If they asked you for a job application, you would wash your hands.
"Hey, did you see that guy that came in here? Totally bedbug people, I need a bath after being within 10 feet of him."