A fork of Rural Dictionary
An adjective commonly used to describe midgets that are ghetto and a little out of control. Also used to more specifically describe hitchhiking midgets.
Yo homie, watch out for those bumpy ol' midgets!
Why don't we come out of the closet? Show them what we have found
It has been a bumpy ride one might even be a little proud?
A pregnant women's selfie showing her belly.
Kate is totally taking way to many bumpies guys!
To feel extreme embarassment, rejection, etc. (See also bump)
(a.) "I bet you felt pretty bumpy after Amy slapped you". (b.) "When Joey slipped and fell, that was the bumpiest thing I've ever seen!"
The practice, encouraged by social services and some psychologists, for children to use a plush toy to masturbate to release sexual tension in hopes that they won't act out.
Get out of my room, I'm doing my bumpies!