A fork of Rural Dictionary
The practice, encouraged by social services and some psychologists, for children to use a plush toy to masturbate to release sexual tension in hopes that they won't act out.
Get out of my room, I'm doing my bumpies!
A girl with a nice ass and titties, and/or is voluptuous.
Guy 1: "Damn, that bitch is fine! Look at dem ass and titties." Guy 2: "Yea man, that bitch is bumpy!!"
Seagrams Extra Dry Gin..... called bumpy for its bumpy exterior texture.
Me and lil hardknock got fucked up last night off that bumpy and orange juice.
when a wireless internet connection continuously switches between a good and bad signal strength so that when browsing, pages will load either immediately, incredibly slowly, or just not at all
I wish the internet would quit being so bumpy so that I could surf through some porn and grease my gator.