Country Dictionary

when you clum

im about to clum, im clumming!

clums, shortnick of the smurf called clumsy, is not only the personification of murphies law, however, even the most terriffic d00d ever seen on the irc-network "Quakenet."

nevertheless, he example´s himself :)

massive mank bloke called stewart

man with glassess who breaks everything he touches

Short for clumped up cum. Visa vi if you put it in a jar (many loads) and leave it in the boiling sun for naught 3 hours then you shall produce a nice, sadly reduced amount of clum. Like a pokemon evolving into its greater form.

Ahh i see youre trying to make some clum, todays a little cloudy dont you think?

When a girl is eating nachos in the dark in bed and gets asked if she is gonna drop a crumb? Confused by this the girl says no but accidentally calls it a Clum after realizing the mistake giggles and says "Fuck"

You gonna drop a crumb? No way only idiots drop Clums

When you cum and calm yourself at the same time with weed

Last night I clum all over myself and your bed

People who have a backwards brain use this word. Clum means something, I forgor💀

Clum means uhh, don't remember frr