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Coloneled

The act of smacking your partner in the face with a piece of KFC chicken after releasing in their mouth or face.

I Coloneled my girlfriend last night. That bitch deserved to be Coloneled. Your mom was Coloneled.

by Ar3s701 February 01, 2007

colonel

Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC fast food joint; after its deceased mascot, Col. Harlan Sanders

I'm so hungry! Let's go see the Colonel!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

colonel

1.Military rank 2.A characters from the video game Mega Man X4. Has a sister called Iris. He is working with Repliforce and later dies during the rebellion. Some people believe Iris and Colonel were the same person and got split into 2 : THIS IS NONSENSE AND BS.

My friend is in the army and is Colonel. Colonel is weak against Frost Tower. Colonel and Iris are brother and sister, and WERE NOT THE SAME PERSON YOU DUMBFUCK,DIE.

by Bari April 30, 2006

the colonel

The only man who could control John Rambo!!!

"John, you've gotta come in" The Colonel "I can't do it sir... breeeaaaaarr" Rambo with Sylvester Stallone voice where he speaks and... at the end of the sentence you miss the last three words or so...

by Jambon February 07, 2007

The colonel

man who sold his recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Made millions off his family: his family gets 6 cents for every piece of chicken sold to this day. Hardcore avid racist, once even saying (when his customers were primarily black), "I wish all these spooks and niggers would leave my restaurant, then I might get more profits!"

"Man, The colonel is my idol. He created KFC, thats all I need." "The colonel was a gay racist."

by Fic May 27, 2006

colonel

a short stalky man that is balding with comb over, stutters and says um constantly, very strict and continues to create problems with the cadets. talks for hours on end and bores the students to sleep, treats the kids like they have not a clue in the world about whats going on and how they could do anything in the world to change a thing...

he's being a colonel today.

by dont tell my secret July 26, 2008