A fork of Rural Dictionary
I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.
1. A Venomous Snake
2. Someone with a monster dong
Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.
It is a word to define a snake nothing more.
“Oh my god it’s a danger noodle run.”
Another word for Penis
“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle”
The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson
I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle
When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”
“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise”
A cute noodle that gets the boops
Also known as a snake.
p1: Oh no its a DANGER NOODLE
p2: You mean a snake?