A fork of Rural Dictionary
The day that follows NNN in which you can finally bust that fat nut that you’ve been harnessing for a whole month. Boys, it’s time for Destroy your Dick December
Him: Yes! Finally it’s December 1st *goes to the bathroom and faps like a boss* *forgot to lock the door* *mother walks in* *busts fat nut all over mom...*
The day you get to finally nut because NNN is finally over 🤪
Ted: Did you guys know no nut November is over Frank: Yeah man I nutted 4 times this morning Ted:really Frank:what did you expect it's December 1st
The official day that you treat the shortest friend like royalty Anyone who dares not to do this will get jumped
"That 4'9 girl is my queen on December 1st *heart eyes*"
The day signifying the end of No Nut November where for a month a man does not masturbate and the beginning of Destroy Dick December where a man beats his dick as much and hard as he wants all month
"Bro whats todays date?" "December 1st." "Hell yeah, I'm gonna go fap bro."
That's right ladies and gents, its destroy dick December. So ladies get those legs shaved and men, get that lotion. Go at it lmao
girl:Hey babe its December 1st, yk what that means! her boyfriend:Oh ya come on over, its destroy dick december