A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time
These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.
Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...
The expression "fap" is an onomatopoeic Internet slang term for male masturbation that first appeared in the 1999 web comic Sexy Losers to indicate the sound of a male character masturbating.
Fap me
The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.
The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap
A comment issued by a person in response to another party excessively talking about or exhorting the benefits of anything; but especially something which doesn't really merit it.
It implies excessive masturbation over the continually mentioned topic.
Person 1: And then I get +2 to AC and D4 hit die, plus I get a bonus to my will and fortitude saves once per day, and I also get an extra feat every 6th level.... *etc*
Person 2: fap fap fap. stfu.
beating your penis. also known as jerking off.
Alright, no fapping in the bathrooms please!
The sound of a male masturbating.
See fap
Look, some porn. I think I'll masturbate to it. *fap* *fap*