A fork of Rural Dictionary
To kill the vibe or joke very intensely
Bro you deadass kitched it
A guy who wants a loyal girl to cook for him. But is a sly guy who doesn’t like commitment.
‘God look at Jordan he is so kitching’ ‘Why is that guy treating that girl like that it is so kitching’
Kitched means being murdered or killing yourself in a brutal manner. Coming from the word kitchen, it relates to knives and bleeding like from horror movies. It could be a gunshot wound or any other way you bleed before you die. A psychotic killing, or a suicide, it means a bloody death.
That guy was kitched, the poor bastard.
KITCHING is if you laugh very strangely at something that isnt that funny. To KITCH is to laugh strangely. A KITCHER is a person who laughs strangely.
Somebody reads a poster that says,"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me." a KITCHER then starts KITCHING