Country Dictionary

Good, Pleasing to oneself, exciting

That's fair mustard innit bruv.

MUSTARD is an abbreviation meaning Moo U Shit Turd, Also Rat Dust. It is a secretive way to call someone a cow, a shit turd, and a dusty rat.

Omg she is a MUSTARD

Descriptive of an occupation long since lost in England. A Mustardeer was responsible for producing a villages supply of mustard. A highly revered prosition which was traditionally passed from Father to Son. The son would be apprentice for upto 20 years before being entrusted with the position of Mustardeer

The Mustardeer plied his trade to the village for over fifty years, producing mustard of the highest quality

Another slang word for money, similar to 'cheese'.

"...Friends want to leave when they see you outta mustard..." -Lil Wayne

A tangy sauce often put on hotdogs and hamburgers. Called mustard because it is in fact the same color as mustard

Hand me the bottle of mustard please

The vaginal smegma that smells like tear gas.

Yooo this mustard smell dank af!

Mortal enemy of Rake Yohn.

Rake Yohn hates mustard so bad, if you even get it near him he'll flip out.