A fork of Rural Dictionary
Lack of temperment in handling rough or hot objects.
"Youch! Will you grab that pan for me? I have tenderitis."
Being so high, or stoned that you forget your name, date of birth, or your friends name... all that you can say is dude and laugh. Also, the state of complete lostness and bliss.
Dude... i'm fuckin tender. Activities to do while tender are munchin', creepin', and sleepin'
Tenderness .. That’s me .. at my core … Gentle .. soft .. sweet .. Rare for a straight guy perhaps .. one of my age especially but what we are what we are.. Tenderness All I ever wanted to give ….. Instead we got …. Defence mechanism ultra … Oh that’s cause a lot of the world lack the above traits … Even affects my relationship with my kids Hand of god ? Do I blame him? no .. Did he make me believe after eating the dirt Yes Do I believe in energy as I say .. Without a doubt .. Cleansing process is not abating .. and the worst is at the end of that cycle … Merging the two beliefs still until I have my answer … I actually think the garden of Eden .. twin flame reunion … reversed … The bible has many forms not just the one ..
Tenderness .. Tender is the one …
When a person's bunghole is sore from explosive diarrhea. In severe cases you may even need some Preperation H or baby wipes.
Damn, Weej, your cookin' gave me tender A.