A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun. Somewhere between a shart and a mist. A very light shart that can usually be heard and smelled but barely felt, a bit like someone sneezing on you. A shist might feel like a light misting from an atomiser, but sound and smell repugnant, possibly even leaving a very slight stain on your clothes or indeed even your skin. In rare cases of a silent shist the only clue that you may have been shisted on is a delicate feeling akin to water vapour condensing on your cheek on a misty day. Verb: Shisted
Sarah: Oh god what was that noise? Did Lily poo on you? Mike: I don't think so, but it smells like it... Oh wait, she shisted! After fearing the worst from a shart, Dave was somewhat relieved when he took off his underpants to find he had merely shisted.
The need to piss and shit at the same time.
Person 1: Bro whats wrong? Person 2: I really need to Shist! Person 1: Damn..
Fisting an orifice while simultaneously being shat and pissed upon"
Chris: Hey Rachel Rachel: Hey, do you want to have sex? Chris: Well...only if were going to be shisting. Rachel: Of course, I've been holding in a big shit all day. Chris: Yes!, plop that on my chest.
Not mispelled. Just another way to spell shit. Im most chat rooms and crap, it doesnt get blocked out. Also, you can say it in school with out getting into trouble for it. Similar to shitaki on rye
Oh shist, i totally fucked up this whole page.
One of the many ways to misspell the word "shits".
Excuse me, sir. You say you're not hiring me because I spelled "shits" wrong on my application? Well shist.
Can be used to shun or pointing out something that sucks. Stateing something that pisses you off
I have to file that? You're a Shiste. Haha you have to file that I shisted you Ima shiste Mrs. Field next period with 12 missing assignments 1 hour before School ends on the last day of school