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same as shit, only slangified good to use in company emails that scan for profanity; can also be used with prefix bull-

Man, my boss is on that shiste today! That reprimand was some bullshiste.

A mist of shit - i.e. a very watery diarrhea that sprays, likely caused by the ingestion of laxatives. It tends to leave small droplets on the toilet and on surrounding areas.

I took a dulcolax and damn, I was shisting all over the place.

A useful substitute for the word "shit". This G-Rated slang is to be used in public settings, such as school when your teacher wouldn't approve of you saying "shit".

Principal "Maria, you have a detention because your skirt is too short" Maria "Shiste!"

Used in place of 'shit' by people trying to quit their bad habbit of swearing, or when a person feels that they are too pure to swear. Has the compounded benefit of rhyming with the swear word 'Christ'

Holy shist, that guy almost ran me over!!!

(verb) to steal; to rob

chris likes to shist shit at parties

Noun; a type of rock, sounds like a swearword, i personally think the guy who named it was stupid

swearword: Person1: Holey shist! Person2: You mean shit? rock: Person1:Dude, you are so lucky to get shist to research, the name is so cool! Person2: I know man, right?

A form of being wasted, in you're own world, just...chillin'.

Livin' life shisted.