A fork of Rural Dictionary
When taking a part in an orgy, and there is a slut that didn't come yet and all the other guys are already limp from shooting several loads but you are the last man standing. You put the tip of your dick in her pussy and before thrusting you shout: "there is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath!"
-"heard you got a GF!"
-"oh yeah, she fell for me when I did 'the Gimli', who knew she was a Tolkien fan?"
a small person also known as a shell pearson!
#1:hi shell get ya brolly its rainin
shell:no its not
5 hours later...
shell:o wait it is
the inability to get a hardon at the sight of a beautiful woman;
Ray suffers from gimli from watching too much gay porn