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The Gimli

When taking a part in an orgy, and there is a slut that didn't come yet and all the other guys are already limp from shooting several loads but you are the last man standing. You put the tip of your dick in her pussy and before thrusting you shout: "there is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath!"

-"heard you got a GF!"
-"oh yeah, she fell for me when I did 'the Gimli', who knew she was a Tolkien fan?"

by Dragon ball BOB September 13, 2018

gimli

The gay lover of legolas and Aragorn.

sorry girls you know its true.

Gimli to Aragorn: Toss me (but dont tell the elf)

(legolas has a thing about cheating)

by mike December 29, 2003

gimli

a small person also known as a shell pearson!

#1:hi shell get ya brolly its rainin
shell:no its not
5 hours later...
shell:o wait it is

by joanne pallas October 29, 2003

gimli

(Adj.) Word used by people like OuiOui to describe anything.

"Yum, that pie was so gimli!"

"Don't go near him! He's gimli!"

by Alexsai December 19, 2005

gimli

small! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
she is so small, when it rains, she is last to know

I=normal hight
.=gimli`s hight

by kieron the god October 29, 2003

gimli

the inability to get a hardon at the sight of a beautiful woman;

Ray suffers from gimli from watching too much gay porn

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

Gimli

A type of person who is small and ginger. Who is very annoying and looks like a gimp.

Me-"Wat up Gimli!"
Gimli-"MY AXE! WHERE IS MY AXE!"

by Fez October 13, 2004