A fork of Rural Dictionary
a vagina thats been well used enough to fit the late john merricks swede in
i smashed some dirt the other night and she had a gash like the elephant mans hat
A ten inch foreskin. Which can also be used to make fun of someone.
Oh my fucking god that guy had a man-hat-ten.
Dude your such a man-hat-ten
The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
James gives a great blind mans top hat
2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.
Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.
Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.
"I am a man who is wearing a hat"