A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best superhero tandum since batman and robin
"Yo man you c ostrich hunter and chair slider boy doubled team that ho last nite? fuckin piiiimps"
slang for taking a dump on the moon
oh god, i really made a please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich
"S.S. BOB" The technique and art form of which one masturbates an ostrich for the illegal sell of ostrich sperm.
With that ostrich wrangler pulled a S.S. BOB while jerking the birds knob.
*Ostriching*
/Oss-ter-itch-ing/
Verb
Ostriching; Ostriched; Used as an alternative term for *ostracizing*.
E.g.
Person 1: you are a fool *Elijah*
Person 2: stop *ostriching* me
The act of ignoring the events around you hoping everything will just go away. To refuse to think about unpleasant facts, although they will have an influence on your situation. "Putting one's head in the sand".
The world leaders are too busy ostriching to react to global warming.
When the bed moves so much you create a hole between the headboard and the mattress. Then you push the girls head in the hole and trap her in there, with her ass in the air.
The sex was so hard last night the bed moved two feet. So I decided to try Ostriching .